Saturday, May 21, 2011

Job

Everybody have a (or the Superman you have more, I bow to you) job. Unless you are lucky enough to still hold a student card and having a great time digging books, feeding yourself with complicated equations holding to be Einstein of  the millennium. Or another case, you are jobless. I feel happy for you, may God bless you and your bank account.


Yea. No job = No money. Try to make a poll to analysis why people work and see. Those who vote anything else than "Work For Money" must be non-human, God-send or something. I bet 95% people work for money, 3% are hypocrite  that pretend to love their job and are willingly to do anything for their job, the remaining 2% would be people who work just to wait the for the time that they meet their ancestors. They called it "Pass Time Saja Lah~"

People also said: "If you work in the name of money, you will hate your job, and your life suck".  But seriously, job exist for money, if we dun do it for money, what else would we wanna do it for!! 

But in some event..is not people dun love their job, some people..go with this life line..:

8 years old, dream to be a doctor-----13 years old, learn that being a doctor need to learn more than A,B,C,1,2,3------18 years old, no time to think what to study adi, but I would like to be a Fashion Designer--19 years old, enjoyed Fashion Design a lot in college, can't wait to get hands on!!--21 years old, graduate with Fashion Design Cert, join a company with full of enthusiasm------HERE IS WHERE THE NIGHTMARE STARTS-------


Your working environment is another whole new level. Mummy, daddy or that seducing sexy teacher in school din't mention this will happen to you!!! So for you guys who are out there thinking what to do in the future and thinking what course you should take, please go take "Tolerance Of God" course before anything else...cause you will face this soon:


And for those are on above of people, or soon to be, soon hope to be, soon will never be, whatever,  just listen! Please lah~~ together "Cari Makan"~ take it easy lah...If you dun wan to be nominated as "Biggest Asshole-Muther Farker !%$%@%^$&*@#&^&$@^%@&#^@$" leh... Just smile no matter what, you will save yourself and everybody else working with you. You will also be famous and welcome by everybody, lucky enough, that sexy, hot co-worker of yours will treat you real nice too, just remember to play it safe k~ no babies involve please =3

Mr.E signing out, work mah~everybody wan it to be happy, take it easy on people lah~ BOSS!!!

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