Sunday, May 29, 2011

Vampires

Every vampire seem to get their fame from books, and when the vampire are bored of sucking 'paper blood' they start to feed on 'electrical blood'. It all started from 1897, from the book "Dracula"


Dracula got bored in book so he went on to:



It start again on 2005, on the best known vampire story of all:


Unlike their ancestor, it only took 3 years for them to get bored of 'paper blood', CEH!! SPOILED CHILDREN!!


Now why vampires are so special then others? And their novels would make better selling than other monster? Simply. The answer is become vampires always, I repeat, ALWAYS, have problem with love. It is always complicated and their hunger could only be cease by tasting the blood of the one they love. They replaced 'sex' with 'blood sucking', no wander they cant find love!! How could you expect a lady to stay by you when you dun please them? DUH?

WARNING, YOU DUN WAN ^ TO HAPPEN!

But hey, dun get the wrong idea here, I love vampires stories. Their complication for love always make things interesting, definitely a good plot no matter how you play it. As you could see how famous is twilight and this:


But I dun like both of them, I dun even bother to watch them, their love complication is too boring. Vampires like...
Yuki-Vamipre Knight

Saiya-Blood+

ANE LA!! Those are the REAL vampire! Vampire should be sexual appealing xD

I KID THE VAMPIRE!! Edward team please dun come kill me, killing me would be a form of killing your own team leader, for I m Edward!! Hahahahahaha.....OK.. Enough of that = =

Mr.E signing out, Long Live Vampires!! Ops~ I forgot they won't die anyways~ 

Friday, May 27, 2011

Money

I think a lot of people hope that money comes like this:

*Guai = Be good
* Ho Se= I duno how to translate it but for most people, it basically means "Become Rich" xD

This could happen in reality! But most likely like this:

And this would happen:

Which is possible cause I think you know how much money the porn industry is making. Which makes it not possible cause the Yakuzas won't be stupid enough to share their "sweat shed money" with you. They seen a lot of exercising and heard shouting to earn those money, too much of it will cause mental disorder. If you plan to earn their money, you could consider to be a psychologist in Japan.

The problem about money is that it is everywhere, running in a circle waiting us to go grab them. But the problem is...

If you understand the above equation, you are ready to received a Nobel Price =]

Time is limited for us, after you save your ass up to be a millionaire, you dun have the strength to spend like you used to be. Save too little too late, then you can kiss your sorry ass and never be rich.

Money is a very interesting subject to go into, because in all objects that doesn't have a soul. This is the only one that actually talks

Beware the devil in papers =3

To me money makes a lot of things happen, but it also doesn't make a lot of thing happen. I just wish I could be widely loved by people just like money(Yes, I am socially desperate), I envy money... I hate money... That's why I want money, to OWNED it and show who's boss around here!!

Mr.E signing out, good luck on looking for money~

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Priest- CHECKED!!!!


Okay okay~ I know it is already out there for sooooo long~but I am a very busy guy you know, I have a life and not caught up in the internet everyday, bleuk~ xP

Straight to the deal please, this movie gets:
5/10 from me..and here's why:
Credit goes all to the idea of the movie. Soul-less vampire (I rather called them 4 legs monsters), half destroyed world, fighting priest wit cross made weapons, quarantined cities and so on~ all these ideas, ROCKS! Fighting priest, yes good. Infect priest that becomes, A REAL VAMPIRE, Brilliant! Who made this up!!? He is so smart! Seriously.
Now, with all the good ideas...they wasted it... Too less fighting... Too much talking... Things goes too easy... The idea was good, but the story...is not so good.

So if you were like me...STILL haven't watch the movie after so long released.. I said watch it. The coolness and the idea is enough to make your eyes stay opened to watch. Or the priest is gonna kick your ass! xD

Mr.E signing out:

"To go against the church, is to go against God"

Religious communism? Good idea, really. 

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Days With Camera- Sunsets










Mr.E signing out, lovin' sunsets ^^

Smoking

You will hear a lot of people said:"Smoking is bad for health". If you smoke too much, this would most probably happen to you:


But then you could also find people who said:

Which eventually leads to one packet a day, and that bro's table will add another piece of paper written :"Ah Beng ah, u utang duit rokok RM 600 bila nak bayar har? Dari: MakCik Rumah Sebelah" (Ah Beng ah, you owe me RM 600 for buying cigarettes you when want to pay back har? From: The aunty next door )

So cigarettes do have its advantage, it could release stress!! And the government extremely love it become they dun want this end up like this:


So as you can see, smoking is not banned, they want it and they kindly let you choose:

So........

Aiya~ I not convincing you to smoke or what, I just want to tell you something about smoking....

Is an activity, is like a hobby, some people like, some people dun. So dun judge people, Agong din't say anything you want talk much pulak ar!!?? But..if you want convince your love one to not smoke so they can spend more miserable days with you then that's OK with me~ pity that person nia...

Mr.E signing out, I repeat, smoking is bad for health, but you live in a democratic world, be happy for that =3

Monday, May 23, 2011

Revoltech Evangelion Evolution - Eva 01

Bargain hunters get old stocks, but it doesn't mean it is out of the "Impressive" list. In fact, you get impressive stuff with impressive price! You see! SMART~!!!

My 1st Revoltech, Eva-01 Evolution, custom made by Revoltech... Check it out~

This is the 100th product of Revoltech, special a bit hehe..

Nightmare~ D:



This is cool, the 1st product till the 100th, nicely labeled



I LOVE THIS!!! Berserk Mode!!



The nice thing about Revoltech...is their 360 degree twisting joint, you can kinda do a lot of crazy stuff with it!! Take a look: 
I believe I can fly~ xD

NAH!! 

The gimmicks are nice to play with too... killing angels bloody as ever, their style =]


Best part of all best part of this figure is.....
Glow In The Dark > <"

The angel's core has red color LED that could be on and off in your command..cool things happens when there is light =3




GRAHHH~~ BLOODY!! One more interesting thing...you only see blood on the broken angel arm if you have red light around, as you can compare with the pictures above...

Mr.E signing, this box surely make me interested in Revoltech things, not bad!! 

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Dear -------

Dear -------,

I has being really long since I heard from you. Life without you is really boring. I really miss the days when we were together, I wonder if you still remember? Remember those days?

I remember it so clearly, especially the day that we do this:


That old hag deserved it anyways, if not that signboard there won;t exist. We are just trying to be a good citizen, teacher said: "Must Obey The Signs Around Us", we should be given a "Good Citizen Award". But pathetic as it is, we only get "Kung fu-ed" by discipline teacher the next day as the old hag have good version, he saw our school badge and when to school and found us. Celaka betul him!!

Oh ya!! And do you remember when we heard the uncle at the kopitiam said: "Penang got so much KE(Chicken In Hokkein)!! China one got, Thai one got, Indonesia one got, Japan one also got,so much to pick till you die pun can't eat finish!! We though we could help those uncle since they not so good at thinking and hope they get to eat finish before they die... So we...



We help to kill some chicken, like that Penang won't have so much chicken d lo!! Aiya! We so smart!! But the next day, Mummy use 打狗棒法(Wag Dog Cane Skill- Thats the best i can translate) on us, cause that bungalow owner send us a letter and mummy said have to go court. I duno where is court, but it sounds fun! Next time I will send a thank you letter back to the bungalow owner =]

And And And!! That day where we did the more generous thing in our life!! Went Mummy said:"Stupid Greenlane everyday also will have jam, no jam like will die ane!!". Then one unfortunate day, Greenlane no jam!! Like this Greenlane ma will die lor!!? So we...

We give Greenlane jam...but duno why got people shout want to find Mummy pulak, sure is want tell Mummy how kind and generous we are... We kept Greenlane survived and have never ending jam till now!!! WOOHOO!!

Haiz...But now you are nowhere to be found...And I dun do such things that I labelled as "Crazy", "Jack-ass's work" anymore...All because you are gone.. Too bad... Miss you so much... "Childhood"

Sincerely from,
Mr. E, signing out, cheers~ to old days =3

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Job

Everybody have a (or the Superman you have more, I bow to you) job. Unless you are lucky enough to still hold a student card and having a great time digging books, feeding yourself with complicated equations holding to be Einstein of  the millennium. Or another case, you are jobless. I feel happy for you, may God bless you and your bank account.


Yea. No job = No money. Try to make a poll to analysis why people work and see. Those who vote anything else than "Work For Money" must be non-human, God-send or something. I bet 95% people work for money, 3% are hypocrite  that pretend to love their job and are willingly to do anything for their job, the remaining 2% would be people who work just to wait the for the time that they meet their ancestors. They called it "Pass Time Saja Lah~"

People also said: "If you work in the name of money, you will hate your job, and your life suck".  But seriously, job exist for money, if we dun do it for money, what else would we wanna do it for!! 

But in some event..is not people dun love their job, some people..go with this life line..:

8 years old, dream to be a doctor-----13 years old, learn that being a doctor need to learn more than A,B,C,1,2,3------18 years old, no time to think what to study adi, but I would like to be a Fashion Designer--19 years old, enjoyed Fashion Design a lot in college, can't wait to get hands on!!--21 years old, graduate with Fashion Design Cert, join a company with full of enthusiasm------HERE IS WHERE THE NIGHTMARE STARTS-------


Your working environment is another whole new level. Mummy, daddy or that seducing sexy teacher in school din't mention this will happen to you!!! So for you guys who are out there thinking what to do in the future and thinking what course you should take, please go take "Tolerance Of God" course before anything else...cause you will face this soon:


And for those are on above of people, or soon to be, soon hope to be, soon will never be, whatever,  just listen! Please lah~~ together "Cari Makan"~ take it easy lah...If you dun wan to be nominated as "Biggest Asshole-Muther Farker !%$%@%^$&*@#&^&$@^%@&#^@$" leh... Just smile no matter what, you will save yourself and everybody else working with you. You will also be famous and welcome by everybody, lucky enough, that sexy, hot co-worker of yours will treat you real nice too, just remember to play it safe k~ no babies involve please =3

Mr.E signing out, work mah~everybody wan it to be happy, take it easy on people lah~ BOSS!!!

Friday, May 20, 2011

Home Sweet Home

I have 30 more mins to the time I most anticipate every single day. To punch my card and head straight home.

"Home Sweet Home", is a word mum use to shout-out when she opens the house door. I was young that time, home sweet home is to watch TV until mum says it is bedtime. Home Sweet Home now means a lot to me.

Home Sweet Home means to get home, relax and just relax!! Anything to do in home can wait till my off day, I just wanna relax once I reach home, in front of my PC. Growing up is to be lazier and lazier as each day went by huh?

And I start to wonder, what would it be like for the remaining time I have on Earth?

Would Home Sweet Home becomes even more meaningful for me? It would be going home and just relax in front of the PC anymore, home won't be just a place to sleep at anymore... Maybe a family.. of my own. A wifes who know to make my day after the tiring day hunting for food out in the society of torments. I could also give my wife a massage after her hard day taking care of everything, outside and inside the house.

I might be the one who shout-out "Home Sweet Home" to my kids as they run in happily and jump of the sofa with the cute cheerful laughters..."Home Sweet Home", how powerful could this word be...

Out of the sudden.. I though of having kids and a wife..a family of my own.. I would scold people who wants to marry before 30, I will tell them how reckless they are to not enjoying bachelor life to the fullest, but seem like I am turning into someone I would scold. Age really changes a person...GRAH!! I MIND IS GETTING OLD!!!

Mr.E signing out, Home Sweet Home~ =]

Thursday, May 19, 2011

100

Today marks an very important day that would go down into all History text book worldwide!


For the 1st time in history! This blog has100 unique view in a day!! WOOHOO!!


= =''

Yea...I know..

100 only ar? CHIUU~~
And seriously, is the 1st time so... you can't really blame me to get so excited. Everybody has their 1st time, it would be sooner or later only, so why guard it and keep it so hard? Just let it all out!! Innocent won't get you anywher..
I am talking about blogging kay... This is not the situation where you think out of the box =3

But who cares, I m gonna celebrate this day by making over "Lost In Transaction™", a totally new image now!! (The Dark Era has passed, comes the era where human starting to get retarded xP)

I would like to thank everybody that given my blog views so far, and everybody that make this post and celebration possible. I love you all, and please keep up the good work xD

Mr. E signing out, gonna pop some cork!!! WOOHOO~~(REMEMBER, dun think out of the box xP)

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Live Scene Photography

1st, I would like to officially announce that my phone's camera has broken, you still can take photos, but the photo as you could seen below, it lose it ability to focus. Now I have a full reason to buy a camera but not even a penny to buy one. Life surely is fair!!! =/

The crews have their laptop ready...Once the photo is shoot, it go directly in to the laptop.

The Professional =]


That's my chair!!! > <"


He said: "Look there" xD


Giving his command, like director ane haha


Ok, I was trying to take the photo of the model (Which I am not suppose to, is illegal).. So I do alittle sneaking, dun get the chance to get closer and focus...and just faster take the shoot and hide my phone xD
But the point...even with this blurry photo..You can tell right...The model is damn... DAMN Model Look!!


But despite her prettiness and sexiness, by that short few minute of photography, I can tell, it is not a pleasant job. 1st if all, she really is a professional model with the "model face expression". You know, the face that has NO EXPRESSION AT ALL!! It creeps me out, seriously..


And just when you though, models get to wear branded stuff, enjoy the glamor for awhile.. Think twice. She is wearing Armani with Jimmy Choo's shoes, but...when she has to move to another location, she has to take out her shoes and wear her own shoes then she is only allow to walk, that very funny if you ask me haha~


I pity the photographer more.. He cant put his photos into compositions, I get to peak on the laptop and see some of the few shoot...I told myself.."I could do better xD" The thing is not on the photographer, but because he has to follow "instructions", he has no chance to put in his own "Inspiration Of Photography" into his photos.. The sponsors want everything in the photo, from tip to toes, even the earrings have to be seen. Composition would be really hard, I understand his pain T^T


Lastly...the frustration of everybody, when the photographer dun get what he wants, and the model have being commented to move here and move here, being asked to "relax and be casual" repeatedly, I can feel the tension by just looking at them. Hard job huh?


Mr.E signing out, P/S. One of the crew realize I am taking photos of them, she told me:" You can take photos, but you cannot post it up Facebook." This is not Facebook hor?? xD