Penang Invaded!!

Penang Invaded by swarm

Georgetown: Penang has being attacked and invaded by swarm of unknown vehicle which cause deadly problems to everybody in Penang.

These vehicles has invaded Penang and have already blend into Penang's vehicle appearance and has being hard to be spot in the crowded. However, they could be recognize by name badge. The invaders has "W", "B", "J" letter in front of their numeric name badge, any letters aside of "P" could be suspicious as invaders.

The massive volume of vehicle has cause severe jam in every streets in Georgetown, which in result deliver pressure to everybody on the road and could lead to deadly illness such as: High Blood Pressure, Brain Explosion etc.

This cause problem to tourist too, they are surprise of the invasion and have figured they vacation would be spoiled by the heavy traffic as getting to anywhere or even looking for accommodation would be a problem.

This traffic jam has started around 1000hrs till 1800hrs and currently slowing down a bit. However, authorities warn local to stay at home if possible during the invasion , if not, try not to drive or use any method to reduce numbers of vehicles on the road.

We pray all to be safe on roads and that nobody would death in result of the pressure cause by the massive jam.

BTW... Selamat Hari Raya!! Mohon Maaf Zahir & Batin =3

Mr.E signing out, no holiday for me though T^T