Traveling, Oh Please~!

If you are traveling to another country and ever said this:

then....

Mr.E signing out, Travelling is to see what is different on other people's country. Just go and see the differences. Entrance fee and transportation fee is not a big deal, Dun't complain = =

Hate It When...

Shit like happens..

And then I remembered that my Portable Hard Drive disappear all the sudden for a few days and reappear yesterday. During its disappearance, I was wondering who took it, but I dun care much cause this thing happens often, my brother or his friends love to "borrow" my stuff. I used "BORROW" cause I duno what word to use when someone take your things without telling you and return you back once they are done.

I guess this time, surely it was an alien came to my room, took my portable hard drive and extract all my movies inside to examine humans behavior and find our weakness. To burn their tracks, they delete all my things in my file. It must be that.

Mr E signing off, warning you. Even your house is not safe to keep your belongings safely, this world is unsafe to live in!! Go to back to MARS NOW!!! xD

Mood Swings

And it goes like:

And

And

And

And~~

This post is contributed to a part of awareness of how pathetic and pointless is of the existence of Mood Swings. Pointy hat people should have Avada Kedavra it. Ish!!

Mr.E Signing out, F*** Mood Swing!!!

Sales Target

Numbers you work hard for.

The consequence of not meeting your sales target are as deadly as swimming with schools of tuna fish.

You won't real die, but you will suffocate and slapped by thousand of tunas. How to escape from it? SWIM HARD

The real deal behind 'Sales Target" is 'MONEY". "Sales Target" is there so the company can make more strategic money, the workers work so hard to hit the target to get more "Commission". The power of money. But then, it makes work become fun either, at least there is a target, not go to work just to wait time to pass-by. As long as you are one of the survivors, you will be happy enough with it. If you are not one of the survivors, I weep together with you, as me too, is struggling in the "Sea Of Sales". GAMBATTE!!

Mr.E signing out, gonna go hit my target =3

Patience

St. Teresa of Avila said: "The patient one always wins."

Benjamin Franklin said: "He that can have patience can have what he will"

I duno who said: "Patience conquers everything."

Lastly... Sir Isaac Newton said: "If I have done the public any service, it is due to my patient thought."

God is always kind to those who waits, but those who wait to strike. Yeap~ Surely~ Persistence has it ways to winning, but please do put some logic and moral into it. Dun plant tomatoes and hope it turns into potatoes. Dun scope to the window of that girl next door everyday just to wait for her to stand at the window naked. YOU PREVERT!! xP

Mr.E signing out~ Patience... Patience... Dun scold me for these crap xD

Sleep

Have you ever observe how someone looks when they are sleeping?

You might see unexpected things, and you start to wonder...How do you look when you sleep, and if somebody else seen it...

Then you also wonder... What happens around when you are sleeping..?
You know...Something like this:

Oh~ Sorry~~ I dint mean to scare you and have you waste electricity, turning on the lights while sleeping afraid of what would happen when you close you eyes... But hey~ let me tell you, good things happen while you are asleep:

Stop dreaming, It would happen, so please clean your room =3

Mr E signing out, sorry I can't help it, the only thing in my mind now is "SLEEP"!!!

♂ VS ♀

"The Battle Of sex, The Difference Of Man And Women"

The topic of topics, a mystery none can reveal, are men and women really different although we are all human and all came from the same way and same planet?? Or it is real that men are from Mars and women are from Venus? Then I have no idea how you end up in your mother's womb. Everybody have different thoughts on what differs men and women. Here is basically what I think, the difference of men and women:

The most obvious & simple difference that defines men & women. Things get a bit complicated when you are the middle one. 

Men could go blank and not thinking about anything, women never stop thinking.

A man can do something without a reason. Everything a woman does, she has her reason.

Men will tell you directly if they want it. Women prefer to test you with puzzles.

Here are a wonderful similarity thing about men and women:

Ultimately, everybody are thinking about girls.

Love

Now, I said I would talk about her later, so here I am fulfilling my promise. I am trustworthy, follow me home =3

Remember her?

If not please visit here

Well now, here she is again, Ms.Love

She looks a lot different cause you know... A lot of things can happen in the name of "LOVE"

And so... Ms Love can't take it and turn into what I shown you just now... Sad hor...
Love gets complicated, Love hurts... And loves always have an ugly side, which apparently her BF saw it and ditch her, or maybe because she never changes her skirt.. The red gives her bad luck?? IDK.

But hey~ Dun get me wrong, there is still good guys out there, for example, this blogger =3
But at the same time...Please dun try to wait for the perfect man or women cause...

If you dun wan to be like her, DUN.
Love. Could really be beautiful and at the same time, please remember that everything has Pros & Cons. Accept that love could hurt and move on. Life is too short to wish that time could stop for you to mourn.
And hey~ who knows, things could get better for you, when you turn gay xP


Mr.E signing out, wishing you and your love, or yet to be loved, or just in case you gonna be single forever, your pillow that you slept with for years and dun get pregnant, have sweet love~
Oh ya~ and wish you have high persistence too, it gonna be a long torture road to heaven of love =]

Hatred

Meet Mr Hatred,

He hates everything & everybody. Literally.

He even made his own Karaoke song because he hated it.
And so, he is always angry.

And because of so... Nobody likes him and stay away from him. Hatred, become all alone and have nothing in the end.

We all hate, but what do you get in the end?

You will be on the sling shot, and get drag by a dumb player who always miss the block and cant even knock a single pig down. Finally, being laugh by pig heads.
I look more meaningful when it is translated to Mandarin = 被猪头笑

So my fellow people who dwells on Earth, Mars and Venus, STOP HATING, and live your live MS. Love~

Well...Ms.Love looks like how it looks for a reason... Let's talk about that next time k~

Mr.E signing out, till then... I dun wanna hate, please dun make me hate you =3

Birthday

Birthdays could be really fun:

B'day could also be tragic:

Like people always said: "Happiness comes after great pain"

So be grateful for you being born, your mum made world record on that day =3

Anyways...

YEAH!!
Mr.E signing out, having a blast =3

Money

I think a lot of people hope that money comes like this:

*Guai = Be good
* Ho Se= I duno how to translate it but for most people, it basically means "Become Rich" xD

This could happen in reality! But most likely like this:

And this would happen:

Which is possible cause I think you know how much money the porn industry is making. Which makes it not possible cause the Yakuzas won't be stupid enough to share their "sweat shed money" with you. They seen a lot of exercising and heard shouting to earn those money, too much of it will cause mental disorder. If you plan to earn their money, you could consider to be a psychologist in Japan.

The problem about money is that it is everywhere, running in a circle waiting us to go grab them. But the problem is...

If you understand the above equation, you are ready to received a Nobel Price =]

Time is limited for us, after you save your ass up to be a millionaire, you dun have the strength to spend like you used to be. Save too little too late, then you can kiss your sorry ass and never be rich.

Money is a very interesting subject to go into, because in all objects that doesn't have a soul. This is the only one that actually talks

Beware the devil in papers =3

To me money makes a lot of things happen, but it also doesn't make a lot of thing happen. I just wish I could be widely loved by people just like money(Yes, I am socially desperate), I envy money... I hate money... That's why I want money, to OWNED it and show who's boss around here!!

Mr.E signing out, good luck on looking for money~

Smoking

You will hear a lot of people said:"Smoking is bad for health". If you smoke too much, this would most probably happen to you:

But then you could also find people who said:

Which eventually leads to one packet a day, and that bro's table will add another piece of paper written :"Ah Beng ah, u utang duit rokok RM 600 bila nak bayar har? Dari: MakCik Rumah Sebelah" (Ah Beng ah, you owe me RM 600 for buying cigarettes you when want to pay back har? From: The aunty next door )

So cigarettes do have its advantage, it could release stress!! And the government extremely love it become they dun want this end up like this:

So as you can see, smoking is not banned, they want it and they kindly let you choose:

So........

Aiya~ I not convincing you to smoke or what, I just want to tell you something about smoking....

Is an activity, is like a hobby, some people like, some people dun. So dun judge people, Agong din't say anything you want talk much pulak ar!!?? But..if you want convince your love one to not smoke so they can spend more miserable days with you then that's OK with me~ pity that person nia...

Mr.E signing out, I repeat, smoking is bad for health, but you live in a democratic world, be happy for that =3