First-class prostitutes

Please be steady, this is my point of view and my thoughts, dun't come shooting laws on me, I skip law since I was 5 years old, when I learned to steal the neighbor's cat and play chase with it. 

I know this is a few days ago news and whats the point writing it now? But I just can't keep it in me anymore, too many people complain around about this, now is my turn :D (I love bitching, pardon me)

"Serve husbands like first-class prostitutes"

You know nobody would complain if you come out courses to train women to be a better wife, things like:

• Cook 1st class human meat curry that even Cannibals dun know how to cook it.
• Mood always swing to the better side, she NEVER stop smiling and compliment you.
• NEVER complaints, EVER.
• NEVER ask you to do the dishes or shave yourself
• Forgets how smelly you fart within seconds

Ok, if you see above sign, your marriage is in danger, seriously. 

BUT!! SERVE HUSBAND LIKE FIRST-CLASS PROSTITUTES??? You know, nobody will complain if the course named "Bed-room class" or "Spice up your love live" or "How to lick, suck, and open your leg wide", but is it necessary to put the word "Prostitute"? The main problem is there. The word "Prostitutes" insults women for generations and still is an insult. Try go to the street, look for a women and said: "Hey, you prostitutes, how much per night?" Best case, you will get laid with a fee. Worst case, you won't get to feel erection any more, Viagra doesn't helps that type.

You dun't actually need to go for that course to LEARN how to serve good sex, come on lah~ you have free access to learn from these girls:

Kirara Asuka. Din't see her for awhile, she might be interested to do some courses~ 

Sora Aoi. She surely would do better teaching how to work it out in the room than singing

Tsukino Risa. Aaaaa~ My favorite!! She is still doing what she does best, but certainly can do part time lecturer xD

And I bet the girls above don't waste money take courses to be famed of satisfy thousands of men out there, and all they do is appear in the TV-Screen, and men know what to do next. They are earning money instead of wasting!! And they dun have to serve!!

I am not against any teaching of yours..Who doesn't like a good wife? Especially one who can make you high every night, but.. next time, please come out with a better name could you? "1st Class Prostitute" doesn't sounds nice even though you have the word "1st-Class".

Mr E, signing out, loving women and not so happy when women got such disgrace. Remember, dun sue me =3